What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

This isn't going to, hurt.

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like religions.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?